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May 25, 2010

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Heather Elder

That happens to me all the time - except mine are bad TV movies. I see it all unfold right in front of me, bad tv movie actors and all. I call mine daymares.

serena

or in my case,
DOMESTICALLY CHALLENGED MOTHER OF 4,OUT TO PROVE MARTHA STEWART TYPE FRIENDS WRONG,DOESN'T CALL 911 TO REPORT HUSBAND AND SON MISSING UNTIL HER MEATLOAF IS OUT OF THE OVEN.

koshershiksa

Hysterical! I totally relate, but as usual, it's not as funny in my own head.

WLS

I personally tend to eulogize myself. I'm terrified something is going to happen when I'm at the mall and they say "Yes, she shopped until she dropped."

NY girlfriend

wondering which newspaper(s) you see running these globally important headlines of yours...? i love SF but i think you have the WSJ & NYT pictured above

kingsley amarcord

Bumpersticker idea:

Blog headlines do it without witnesses.

angelica

OBJECT RISK
Pillow Suffocation
Balloon Choking
Scissors Running with them, falling, impaling
Belt Hanging
Computer left on Bed Fire, burning the house down with kids in
it
Disposable Razor Severing artery whilst taking a shower in
mom's bathroom
Toothpaste overdose Fluorosis
Knives Too many risks to write
Balcony Dropping child over, plunging to death
Bath-tub full of water Drowning child, you discover him/her
floating just underneath the surface
bloated, eyes open, staring at you as if
to say, "this could have been avoided
had you not taken that phone call.

Karena

I am terrible, when I am bloggging, is when I should have bautiful music playing in the background! Not Law & order or something of that ilk!!

Karena

PS LOve Serena's post!! Too funny!

Karena
Art by Karena

Tendai Melhuish

You SO speak the truth, how many times stuff like that runs in my head! ..ok don't laugh-but I also had an OCD side to it too, everytime my hubby leaves for work (since 9-11) I have to shout- BE CAREFUL!! making the poor guy cringe..I know he really loves me because ANY man would have divorced THAT behaviour a long time ago! Great Post!

Rob

Your digital epistolary is divine.

Nick Carraway

Theresa

in the previous post...was the kBd napkin a clue to you? Made it to SF...day three...living in haight love PH MCH and Castro. i'm broke already too many things to buy in this fantastic city.

The Resa!

Maryam in Marrakech

Your posts are always a rare and hilarious treat:-)

Christin

Where are you??? Please come back!!

Karena

I know it is just not often enough. For myself I am always worried that my fabulous FB, Blogger, Book Club, and Bunko friends will not hear of my demise. Hmmmm, Who to put in charge of notifying.

Oh well for some excitement come and join My Giveaway!!

Karena
Art by Karena

Kristin Perers

I thought you had reached your peak with 'Couples Massage'
then came 'Eating Food' only to be outdone by 'Headlines'! Oh my, I laughed so hard and turned your blog onto my sister in law - also a very smart funny girl! Then... nothing. Are you on 'Vacation'? or worse still 'Writers Block'? Some of us are at home - in work avoidance mode. Help.

X KP London

NY girlfriend

Back to School Special! kids are out of the house soon..time to get back to your writing table in that hot pink office of yours!

yvonne rosenfield

Whooh!!!!!!!!!
This was exciting. You had me going for a minute. You have a wild imagination.


yvonne

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